simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

That last story is worth reblogging

fy-nghariad-fy-emrys:

Understanding a line of foreshadowing so well that you have to stand up and walk around the house saying “shit shit shit shit shit” until you’re composed enough to go back. 

Drop a “If I were dating you…” In my ask.

bonaventure-:

what if in full metal alchemist instead of putting the little brother in a robot they put him into a plate of noodles and they called him alfredo just to be a dick and everynight he cried into his fettucine whispering “my name is alphonse” 

saturne:

earthdad:

Girls need to stop wearing crop tops or I might have to resort to action by tickling them and blowing on their tummies bc they’re so darn cute

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genicetea:

im sorry, this isnt the happiness you wished for

gekkokurage:

thats the whole game

davekitties:

I’ve been awake for 27 hours now oops

TWENTY NINE HOURS NOW STILL GOING STRONG

condiminaj:

aphprussia:

ryanvallejo:

mapsontheweb:

Which states have the most people with state pride?

its like the shittier your state is the more pride you have

excuse you montana is not shitty

OREGON DESERVES ALL THE PRIDE WE ARE AWESOME

thethespacecoyote:

happierman:

Khoshekh! So we met her at the signing line today at at the TAH/WtNV crossover show (where she brought an equally impressive Croach puppet).

Saw and spoke with this girl while I was cosplaying Hiram! What an absolute darling, and her Khoshekh was incredible. I hope she had a good time at the show!

SEND ME A FANDOM

 I’ll tell you:

The first character I first fell in love with: 
The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: 
The character everyone else loves that I don’t: 
The character I love that everyone else hates: 
The character I used to love but don’t any longer:
The character I would totally smooch: 
The character I’d want to be like: 
The character I’d slap: 
A pairing that I love:
A pairing that I despise: 

psychopathicrevolutions:

thilk:

sometimes homestuck characters get interpreted so badly that if the fandom were to organize a roleplay contest and hussie would join, hussie would lose

i wish this wasn’t true

This is how you make caramel apples right? sethyria

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